The-Pizza-Man's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ufo Vol2 Roswell Invasion]

Not bad... Not too great either

Other than the fact that you totally ripped off bunnykill, which isn't horrible I guess, but not cool (unless you asked the original creator), your flash was alright. The animation was nothing very spectacular, you used a lot of effects to mask the fact that you were either too lazy or too incapable of doing real animation, thus a lot of flashing and a lot of frame skipping, but still, not bad. It also seemed like by the end you got REALLY lazy and decided to do a very halfassed ending. The least you could ahve done was had the bunnies with the sunglasses shoot AT the UFO ship, but no, I guess that would be too difficult. Anyway, if it weren't for the fact that you copied bunnykill (and failed pretty badly) I would say this was not a bad flash at all, but seeing as you lack originality, and was a little lazy about whole thing in general, I can't look too highly upon this flash.

[Tommy's life: Ep 1.1]

Not very good

So what do you do, do you go and vote five on your own shit every single day or something? I find it very hard to believe that you received 233 votes with only 620 views. And i find it impossible to believe that this got a 2.43.

Anyway, your movie had very low content/graphics quality etc. for its filesize, the speech was horrible, and it just wasn't very funny at all, sorry, try again, or wait, don't.

And stop voting on your own shit.

da-pope responds:

I swear I did not vote on this more then like 3 times... Maybe the people who vote high on the other 2 Tommy's life movies voted high on this one to?

[The NewGrounds Machine]

A little boring

I personally thought that it was a little on the boring side. You really felt the three minutes, and I just sat there bored as hell. The graphics could have been a lot better, especially the .swf file guy. He looked ridiculously ugly and I wanted him to die, (would've given you some violence points ;D).

Through the whole movie, the only things I actually liked were the green liquid, and the blam/protect judgement part. That part was pretty original and you get style points for the whole shebang.

The ending wasn't too great and it looked like you rushed to finish the movie and got lazy at the end.

Keep at it though

[Zelda: Heroic Rage 5]

could've been better... a lot better

Aside from the fact that your artwork needs a bit of work, what bothered me a LOT was the fact that he kept getting beaten around by ganon, and every time he would lose his sword, and every time, the sword would magically appear in his hand once more. Maybe it's just me but that really irked me.

[Till death do us part]

Powerful

Man that was some of the best stuff i've ever seen. i loved the still pictures that you made, they really captured the moments. very depressing though.

[Apocalypse Now]

SweEeEEt!!

i loved it! great graphics, and funny to boot =P

[Pooch Ep 1]

HAHAHAHHAHAA

i repeat... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

short... sweet... absolutely beautiful =P

[Ermac Wins]

shitty

can you say, "i put no effort into this"?

[Paranoid Dog3]

umm... hahahaha

well, i liked the art =P

[Smash Bros. X]

was alrite...

Hey that was a pretty good movie, cept i wudda rather seen sonic do his sonic charge, with him spinning and stuff, just too damned powerful in this one =]

Anyway... i full-heartedly disagree with your statement on consale games. I mean, seriously, do you honestly believe that Nintendo's every intention is in making a system for the fun and entertainment of the public? If you do, then u're in denial. Nintendo does everything for the money as well as Microsoft and Playstation.

You don't understand that console gaming is taking a new step in the way that it's... growing up, and appealing to older people as well as the young. The X-box obviously is on the market for the teenaged-older adult people, because of their mature games, powerful graphics system, and larger controllers. The Gamecube on the other hand, is small, using the mini CD's which are completely useless, except for the fact that they're compact. They don't hold as much. The Gamecube itself is weak, because it's so small. The Nintendo games are for younger people, their games are just downright kiddy.

Anyway, great flash animation anyway dood =P

btw, halo is a kickass game, i wanna see nintendo make an FPS that's worth anything. if halo was out for the pc, it cudda beat Half-life, easy. NEway, that's just my opinion, hope to see your updates soon!

i'd like to see some hand to hand combat in ur next one tho, although i kno that stuff is hard, k, later